odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

Vanilla extract and strawberry infused vodka. I’d say this morning was mildly productive.

Vanilla extract and strawberry infused vodka. I’d say this morning was mildly productive.

shared on April 23 with 1 note

i’m sitting here in my bra and underwear in front of an open window and i just don’t even care anymore. 

shared on April 22

FAVORITE MOVIES » Friends with Benefits (2011)
No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Whatever happens, we stay friends.

Cake! Cake! Cake!

try taking a day off, get guilt tripped into working it even though you took the day off for a fucking reason. 

shared on April 18
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

i just realized i haven’t eaten all day… whoops. 

shared on April 18

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
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